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Man Rules For Driving
Posted by Triple M Wednesday 2 July, 2008 03:29 PM
Man Rules for Driving
1. If two or more blokes arrive at a party in one car and the bloke driving hooks up with a girl, it's the responsibility of the other blokes to find another way home.
2. Women can't drive.
3. When on a road trip, the strongest bladder determines the rest stop, not the weakest.
4. If a mate is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
5. What happens on the road trip, stays on the road trip.
If you've got more - then feel free to add them to our list
Comments
6. Never question the way. If a mate wants to go around the block 3 times and go the long way, it's his perogative.
Posted by stav9 Wednesday 2 July, 2008 04:31 PM
7. Driver chooses the music. no exceptions.
Posted by Andrew Wednesday 2 July, 2008 07:50 PM
kids go in the back of the " woman's " car
Posted by russ Monday 7 July, 2008 08:40 PM
8. Traffic lights that are timed for 60Km/h are also timed for 120Km/h...
Posted by Raymond Wednesday 9 July, 2008 08:42 AM
The only time you should let a woman drive your car is when your pissed .
Posted by Peter Manning Thursday 10 July, 2008 09:18 PM
A man only buys flowers when he wants to snuggle.
Posted by Michael Thursday 17 July, 2008 02:25 PM
If you enjoy driving below the speed limit, for god sake stay out of that right-hand lane!!!!
Posted by Richard Monday 4 August, 2008 02:13 PM
A woman should never drive a mans car even when he is drunk, catch a cab home.
Posted by Damien Munn Monday 29 September, 2008 07:11 PM
If a passenger wants to go through a drive through they must shout the driver.
Posted by Damien Munn Monday 29 September, 2008 07:13 PM
